Name: Andrew Loh Zhu An
Date of Birth: 2nd June 1987
Nationality: Malaysian


SMK Damansara Jaya 2004

Swarthmore College 2010

From the Andrew's Heritage Dictionary:

Andrew (AND-roo)

1. noun. common name.

2. adjective. smart, dumb, intelligent, retarded, clever, stupid, bright, dull, witty, tounge-tied, shrewd, stuttering, slow, quick-witted, moronic, autistic, lively, outspoken, eloquent, dense, daft, idiotic, foolish, thick, spirited, sharp, vigourous, rude, arrogant, pompous, bloated, ostentatious, boastful, inflated, direct, brave, cowardly, gullible, free, free-spirited, burdened, depressed, optimistic, pessimistic, defensive, creative, innovative, irritating, annoying, impossible, infuriating, shy, loud, displeasing, norm-challenging, harassive, irksome, troublesome, vexatious, worrisome, provocative, impatient, pleasant, diplomatic, unreserved, trouble-making, short, defiant, fickle, shallow, timid, audacious, brainless, indoctrinated, indoctrinatory, proud, exploitative, zesty, humourous, anal-retentive, rebellious, lame, innocuous, dangerous, explosive, spontaneous, adaptable, stubborn, pig-headed, nervous, offensive, pestering, useless, ironic, paradoxical.

Usage: You're so Andrew! [Interchange with any of the above definitions]

And yes, I did look at the thesaurus.



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Friday, June 12, 2009
Yalla Iran!

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Check the I'm-so-rebellious, only half-a-head hijab covering! Mashaallah.

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His chief strategist is Mohamad Reza Jalaeipour, a 26-year-old doctorate student of sociology. Mr. Jalaeipour says he developed many of his campaign ideas after obsessively watching the Obama campaign unfold on satellite television and online at his parents' apartment in Tehran.

"I was fascinated by what was happening in the U.S. and hopeful that we can also mobilize our own people in the same way," Mr. Jalaeipour said.

He joined Mr. Mousavi's campaign in March with a list of 30 ideas, he said, many of which were borrowed from Mr. Obama, to the extent that they were applicable in Iran. He joined a staff of older advisers, many of whom were revolutionaries before.

Based partly on Mr. Jalaeipour's recommendations, Mr. Mousavi has campaigned side-by-side with his wife, Zahra Rahnavard, and has broken a taboo of public affection by holding her hand when they appear together. Today, posters of the hand-holding couple are plastered across the country.

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Malaysian weather is lethargy-inducing

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Sunday, June 07, 2009
PAS Muktamar 2009

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There have been a plethora of editorials written about the 55th PAS Muktamar 2009 and its implications, the best of which, so far, I think is Bridget Welsh's Malaysiakini article.

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So I will instead write about my experiences on the first day of the PAS Muktamar.

The 55th PAS Muktamar (conference in Arabic) was held in Stadium Malawati, Shah Alam. I don't know what it's Malawati instead of Melawati; I think Melawati both looks and sounds better.

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All one had to do was pay RM5 for an observer's pass to get in. :) No biggie. For those who don't know Jawi, the pass reads "pemerhati," which is "observer" in Malay.

The biggie part was the separation between the observers and the delegates; observers were limited to the [American] 2nd [/British 1st] Floor of the stadium, while the [American] 1st [/British Ground] Floor was solely the domain of PAS delegates, VIPs, and the media. So with my RM5 pas pemerhati I could only watch the proceedings from afar.

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Ahmad Tajuddin, Hisham, and Razuan were three pemerhatis from the PAS Youth Division of Machang, Kelantan. The best part of the muktamar was when they shouted takbir.

What is this takbir takbir? As wikipedia puts it perfectly, "In the Islamic world, instead of applause, often someone will shout "takbir" and the crowd will respond "Allahu Akbar" [God is Great] in chorus.

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And normally when non-Muslims hear anything that even remotely sounds like Arabic they shudder. But the takbir-shouting regime is actually damn funny. You guys know how teenagers get a high when they go "yeaaaaaaaa!!!!" or "woooohooooo!!!!" en masse in concerts/performances/political ceramahs? I think that the takbir is effectively that; its function is to rouse spirits, to bring more rowdiness and semangat to the atmosphere, to make the situation more meriah and 热闹.

Ong Kian Ming very aptly describes the takbir as similar to Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi!!!

And so my friends from Machang had very loud voices one. I think this was how it went:

Ahmad Tajuddin: TAKBIRRRRRR!!!!!!


Then I would laugh [because it was soooo funnnnyyy how this phrase always associated with suicide bombers is used for such a cute, fun, and boisterous purpose], and Razuan and Hisham and Ahmad Tajuddin would laugh along with me hehehe. 

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When I put on my jeans that morning my mom was like ohhh they're not gonna let you in because my jeans were ripped (not on purpose, I swear).

Some of the best lines from Angkatan Pemuda Machang:

Hisham: We are not orthodox. (!!!!!!)


Hisham: [pointing to our clothes] warna sama ya?

Andrew: Memanglah. Green for PAS mah! Esok I pakai hitam untuk Perak.

They asked me when I would next be in Kelantan because they were going to set up a PAS Non-Muslim Supporters Club in Machang. :) So cute.

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At first we were on one of the sides of the stadium. But the PA system sucked where we sat, so we moved to another spot.

While the center portion (directly facing the stage) was supposed to be for Muslimat (women) only (?), we saw two men in the otherwise empty front row, to which Hisham quipped: "mereka ni sesat."

Only for us to sit next to them in the end because the other places were full and/or far away. :D Hah.

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In the end I managed to sneak in to the 1st [American] floor and got to meet some journalists from the Nut Graph!!!

But then someone saw my pemerhati pass and I had to leave boohoo. :(

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Some asked me whether I was/will become Muslim, to which I always answer "I takut sunat lah."

One observation: I almost always spoke in Malay when I first approached people. The interesting part comes in through the way in which they responded: some responded in Malay, as I would expect them to; some instead responded in English! So either my Malay sucks so much that they wanted me to stop butchering BM, or they were kinda sorta showing off their English to someone who is obviously not Malay. :) I very much hope that it is the latter, because I rasa Bahasa Melayu I boleh tahan lah, even though it is very pasar and I use Is and Yous.

Contrary to expectations, I actually felt quite comfortable at the muktamar. Don't know why, but I was initially quite nervous heading to the conference lah. I didn't need to worry. The muktamar was a very friendly milieu -- I smiled at random people like the Unit Amal boys and the guards and passers by and almost all of them returned the widest, most precious smiles ever. :))))))

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Thursday, June 04, 2009
New America, One Malaysia

So I went to the Asia 21 "New America, One Malaysia" Forum at the JW Marriot.

I'm gonna go on record to say that Khairy Jamaluddin and Tony Pua should appear together at more conferences, because their charismatic and brilliant combination is lethally hilarious.

The tension, the energy, the chemistry, the electricity!

The jokes, the wisecracks, the scathing one-liners. Mmm mmm yummmy.

Khairy: "And on this panel we have a US hegemon (Jamie Metzl), an UMNO hegemon (himself), a Chinese opposition member (Tony), an Indian businessman (Premesh Chandran), and a dan lain-lain reporter (Jacqueline Ann Surin)!"

And they were great, I think, mainly because they were mutually forced to step up their game; all debaters know that you do your best when you have to, when victory is not assured, when your rival is damn good.

This was but the second time they've appeared together -- the first of which was at the Malaysian Student Leaders' Summit II, which was the highlight of the entire conference.

So good, so good.

And again, one cannot help but revisit Shanon Shah's write up on MSLS II, which also perfectly describes the situation yesterday.

"I think today I just witnessed an incredible snapshot of what a real Malaysian democracy would look like.

"It was amazing how civil and - Heaven forbid - fun the discussion was. And it was amazing how the crowd - consisting mostly of students - responded enthusiastically. With applause, laughter and even boos (again, done more in humour than to seriously humiliate the speakers onstage).

What is also cute is that Khairy bothered to type up a huge-ass reply to Khoo Kay Peng's
take on the Asia 21 Forum. Khairy is the only hope for BN lah. I ask you this: which other BN leader has firstly the guts and secondly the ability and eloquence to spar with other civil society leaders and the opposition, and also insert himself into cyber discourse? Which other BN leader can engage, mesmerize, and inspire the youth? Which other BN leader has seen the writing on the wall and knows that if they don't change, they will die? 一个也没有。

Well, maybe Shabery Cheek and Shahrir Samad lah. Alas, they are but a distinct minority in UMNO.

 ما شاء الله

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Saturday, May 30, 2009

The PPP has the fugliest uniforms in the world.

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Friday, May 29, 2009
Hari ini dalam sejarah

For the longest time, I thought unglam was pronounced "ung-lam."

And that it was like German or Russian.

Posted at 08:07 am by andrewlza
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Thursday, May 28, 2009

So suddenly google likes blogdrive a lot.

After putting blogdrive in the lowest possible results for search engines, it appears to have had a change of heart?!

So apparently after two links and the Swarthmore article on Wikipedia, my blog is the fourth google link shown.



Mind-blogging right.

I didn't believe it at first. I didn't even google Swarthmore -- someone else did and came to my blog; I just clicked on the referral link.

So I signed out from my gmail because I know google personalizes searches to email accounts. And yet my blog was still fourth? :)

Very cute.

(Swarthmore if you are reading this you should give me more aid!)


I also need help! Please google "Swarthmore" wherever you are; but especially if you are overseas. (Carol and Emily that means you! Pleasepleaseplease) Tell me if google highlighted my blog only for Malaysian googlers.

<3 muacks

Aiya the sad thing is SMK Damansara Jaya googling doesn't do the same thing :(

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Sunday, May 24, 2009
DJ Debaters

**all pictures stolen from facebook: thanks daryl and calvin

smkdj debaters

daryl keefe sophia zafirah rachel andrew calvin

This is the current batch of SMKDJ debaters.



+ michelle

Check the lips, yo.

This is also contagion. I like.

Mea culpa.

/wink wink


+ neal

For the fans, this is Puan Magdalen Su.

(neal, john, and michelle who ask you all to come late! see no camwhore pictures.)


And here are the coaches ;)

Good times.


chan su koh loh


So cute right! Right right right!!




DJ love.



DJians all very good looking lah.


DJians also sot sot dei one.


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Thursday, May 21, 2009
So I didn't get quarantined


oh man i'm gonna get fat

but at least no constipation because asian veggies are yumyum.

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Sunday, May 17, 2009
Leaving on a jetplane...

... in 20 hours.

But dear Rocky,

one judge does not a judiciary make.

Posted at 09:31 pm by andrewlza
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