Name: Andrew Loh Zhu An
Date of Birth: 2nd June 1987
Nationality: Malaysian


SMK Damansara Jaya 2004

Swarthmore College 2010

From the Andrew's Heritage Dictionary:

Andrew (AND-roo)

1. noun. common name.

2. adjective. smart, dumb, intelligent, retarded, clever, stupid, bright, dull, witty, tounge-tied, shrewd, stuttering, slow, quick-witted, moronic, autistic, lively, outspoken, eloquent, dense, daft, idiotic, foolish, thick, spirited, sharp, vigourous, rude, arrogant, pompous, bloated, ostentatious, boastful, inflated, direct, brave, cowardly, gullible, free, free-spirited, burdened, depressed, optimistic, pessimistic, defensive, creative, innovative, irritating, annoying, impossible, infuriating, shy, loud, displeasing, norm-challenging, harassive, irksome, troublesome, vexatious, worrisome, provocative, impatient, pleasant, diplomatic, unreserved, trouble-making, short, defiant, fickle, shallow, timid, audacious, brainless, indoctrinated, indoctrinatory, proud, exploitative, zesty, humourous, anal-retentive, rebellious, lame, innocuous, dangerous, explosive, spontaneous, adaptable, stubborn, pig-headed, nervous, offensive, pestering, useless, ironic, paradoxical.

Usage: You're so Andrew! [Interchange with any of the above definitions]

And yes, I did look at the thesaurus.



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Friday, June 13, 2008
Istanbul Day 2

I also walked at least 15 kilometers on Day 2.

I love this picture.

Sirkeci Train Station

Some gate in Sultanahmet

So Turkish kids get to see all these historical places on weekend school tours.

Most of today was reserved for Hagia Sophia, or Ayasofya in Turkish. (I think it,s because of their soft g)


Well worth the 10 lira ticket fee.

One part of it was under renovation though =(

I liked the fact that I could read the Arabic :)

There are eight discs in all in Ayasofya, and it is written:

Abu Bakr
Umar (al-Khattab)
Uthman (bin Affan)
Ali (bin Abi Talib)

and very surprisingly
Husayn (Hussein) and

Very pretty.

Part of the mimbar

What I liked more about Hagia Sophia were the magnificent mosaics.

That shrine-thingy is a bit out of sync with the windows and symmetry as a whole -- when Hagia Sophia was a church it pointed to Jerusalem, and when Mehmed II al-Fatih conquered Constantinople he turned it into a mosque and it then pointed towards Mecca.

The mimbar, with Allah above it.


This kid was so cute! When he saw me taking a picture of him he tried to take a picture of me hahahhaha ubiquitous Japanese tourists.

In Turkey I am Japanese. Japon.

The jar was carved out of a single block of marble.


I love how many of the mosaics still retained their goldenness and vivid colours. Or maybe that was from renovation.

And there was an upstairs...

Cracked marble


Can you believe they used to light these chandeliers by hand?

Komnenos! Famous Byzantine emperor.

On the right is his empress Irene I think, for which another Hagia was built outside of Topkapi palace.

Cracking! hohoho

Next I visited the Egyptian Column at the Hippodrome.

When I read that the Hippodrome was a tourist attraction on one of the brochures I was so excited!!!! Because what I thought was destroyed suddenly seemed available! Then when I went there I was told that NOTHING REMAINED OF THE HIPPODROME -- only the area is still called the Hippodrome. With a park and roads and cars and smoke.

Ish. Useless. What a letdown.

Column of Justinian

This was from Apollo,s Oracle at Delphi!

But truth be told, very ugly looking. Unimpressive.

Hahaha transcribers still exist in Turkey!!!

Next I went to the Spice Market, which is called Misir Carsisi in Turkish -- Misir = Egypt. Perhaps spices came from Egypt as the entrepot during Ottoman times.

Turkish Delight!!!


But that is not the end of Day 2.

After a pleasant day of non-harassment, I was walking home from Taksim when this guy came up to me and started talking, blablabla. And I was still so stupid even after the first encounter on Day 1.

So his name was supposedly Arif Shah and he was from Tehran and his family sold carpets. But it was when he started speaking fluent English AND Arabic that I actually trusted him.

He told me that he knew some Malaysians who owned a coffeeshop. I was like, really. He then offered to bring me to them since he was going there at that time. So I said yes.

Only that it wasn,t a coffeehouse. It was a club. The moment we entered I sensed that something wasn,t right and was about to leave. Extreme sketchiness. And he was just so smooth. So slick. So criminal. But then my kiamsiapness and thirst got the better of me and he told me that he would buy me a drink or something.

I actually sat down. Fucking stupid. For a glass of orange soda.

Then immediately two whores from like Romania or something came and sat next to us with champagne and whored themselves out and Arif went on talking and I talked and looked uneasy when suddenly on the table behind us one person started shouting something like he was drunk and two guys held him onto a wall. Then I was like shitfuckwthamigonnadoiminsuchbigtroublenowdieeee.

And I was about to go when Arif Shah said hold on for a while lemme get the bill and I actually still fucking believed him.

And they would not come with the bill even after 10 calls.

And so I stood up.

And immediately this fat, tall, big-assed bastard grabs my hand and clenches it and says something about the bill and I was trying to wrench my hand off his grip and thinking ohshitohshitohshitnowyouredeadandrewyousuck and whether to punch him or kick him in the balls or poke him in the eyes when suddenly he let go and I ran like hell out of the club and into the street.

And so it was a story with a deus ex machina ending and I am telling it.


So there exists this perpetual dilemma for tourists in Turkey -- is this guy being so friendly because he just is or because he wants to fleece me or because he wants to fucking beat the crap out of me and steal my money.

Posted at 10:11 am by andrewlza

Ashley W
June 15, 2008   11:45 AM PDT
Wah, Andrew Loh, your pictures are totally killing my Malaysian bandwidth man...

P/s: What an experience... lol.
June 24, 2008   02:56 AM PDT
What an experience man. Apart from your life being on the line, i loved it. Love hearing travelers tales. Do tell more in the future. How did u ever get the kids to just stand there and pose for you i will never understand. Whenever i try doing it they keep trying to grab my camera.
November 22, 2010   05:30 PM PST
Haha We Met Arif Shah on our holiday to.
What a guy.
November 22, 2010   05:55 PM PST
same story hapend to us arif shah his nme was..nd he said he was an engineer..and he would take us to a shisha bar..turned out he took us to angels cafe..were we met his loving freinds the turkish mafia..who put a bill up on the table and demanded us to pay..and we couldnt get out...!
November 23, 2010   08:15 AM PST
we smaked manzzz..fuk turkish mafiaaaa

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